I love this post because I can enjoy all the imperfect moments of my week!
I DID NOT feel like a complete fool when I went to take my final and was the oldest person by probably 10 years!
I certainly DID NOT jump up and down like an idiot when I passed, I mean I knew I would pass so why would I be so excited!
I DID NOT freak out one night I the way home because I hadn't talked to Joe. I so DID NOT call my Dad to see when he had talked to him last.
I DID NOT cry at Grey's and Private Practice this week, that would be silly, and I am not silly.
I DID NOT almost bust my Rear yesterday walking in the Church parking lot after just making the statement, "I don't know if I can do heels this high in Austin." OK yeah if I can't do them for Church I won't make it to vendor dinners while in Austin!
I DID NOT laugh when my Joshua decided to only eat the chocolate syrup off his ice cream Sunday and say how cute it was! I certainly was not secretly happy that he avoided the ice cream because I didn't want to deal with the diapers.
I DID NOT have a fit over my kitchen floor last night that is being replaced this week because it was so dirty. I so DID NOT sweep and mop where they are going to be ripping cabinets out today!
I DID NOT try to do homework in the car for 4 hours with 2 screaming kids! That would be CRAZY of me and I wouldn't do that!
I DID NOT think I would use YOUTUBE for my hair and watch videos for over an hour Saturday night researching how to do different things to my hair. Not including the Pouf ponytail, a messy bun, and no heat curly hair.
I DID NOT think I would try the no heat curly hair, only to wake up and look like I had a scrunched hair day gone bad.
I DID NOT let my Bible Class meet in my demolished house in the middle of the remodel. That would be uncomfortable and messy.
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6 comments:
Hahah!! Those were funny!!!
I have been known to eat it a time or two in heels. Great not mes!
Great post! I am so glad your test went so well! And who cares if you are the oldest! You are also the wisest!!
Wow what a busy week. I don't do heels for that very reason. Great NMM's
haha, scrunched hair day gone bad!! LOL
LOL those were pretty cute and funny!!!! great sense of humor you have!!!!!!
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