Not Me Monday

This is my first time to play along and I am excited!!

1. I DID NOT eat so much food yesterday that I thought I might explode, and not feel guilty about it today.

2. I DID NOT let my child who is allergic to milk have it because he cried so hard and was super pitiful.

3. The milk DID NOT make my baby have yuck diapers and a tummy ache all day and make him smell like spoiled milk ALL DAY.

4. I DID NOT stay up late playing Super Mario Brothers on a 30 dollar game Console that we found at a mall kiosk and make my boy go to bed.

5. I DID NOT rip a controller out of my 2 y/o hand out of wanting to "just beat the next level"

6. I DID NOT sound like my Mom and tell my boys, "you look out your window and you look out your window, and I better not hear another word!" I would NEVER do this!!

7. I DID NOT let my children eat Pizza for 3 meals in one weekend!

8. I DID NOT clean house in commercials of Grey's Anatomy because I just couldn't wait to whatch it off the DVR.

9. I DID NOT buy my child a toy just because he wanted his brothers, and should probably learn you don't get everything you want!

10. AND I DID NOT run into a wall while talking to my boss! I mean I really didn't have a bruise on my cheek I hit so hard.